Woody Wipes are specially formulated to go above and beyond the performance of your average wipes in order to meet the demands of a man. Finally help is here ladies! No more funky meat.
Guys stay fresh in between showers and don't miss out on getting extra "special attention" due to smelly wood. Woody Wipes are flush-able and come in pocket size pouches so they can be discreetly taken on the go. They are the perfect companion to a condom and will be your wing-man for future adventures!
This brand/trademark is for sale for 1million dollars. Serious inquires email firstname.lastname@example.org
Frequently Asked Questions
What are Woody Wipes?
- Personal hygiene wipes for men
Why were Woody Wipes made?
To clean sweaty, rank balls
Why do I need Woody Wipes?
Ask your girlfriend or boyfriend, they know.
What Makes Woody Wipes different from other wipes?
They are tingling, refreshing, and stronger than baby wipes. Woody Wipes keep your spouse happy.